Snake codecs?

[Locked Achievement]

Snake: This guy is... he keeps changing who is fighting. The second I shoot that Giant... Lizard thing he changes to a turtle! What the hell is going on?
Colonel: That would be the Pokemon trainer. He apparently has three different Pokemon with him that he can alternate between to cover any weaknesses that one of his Pokemon has.
Snake: Hang on, did you say Pokemon?
Colonel: ...Yeah, why?
Snake: ...never mind. Look, do you know each of these Pokemons weaknesses?
Colonel: Well, that giant lizard is called 'Charizard', he's a Fire-type Pokemon, and if you can shoot a little water at it that should help.
Snake: Water?
Colonel: And his green thing is called 'Ivysaur', and he's a Leaf-type Pokemon, And setting him alight would destroy him
Snake: With fire, I assume?
Colonel: Well, what else would you set it alight with?
Snake: ...
Colonel: And his final Pokemon, is a 'Squirtle', a water-type Pokemon, and attacking him with leaves is his main weakness.
Snake: Leaves...? ...so, if his Pokemon were to attack each other in the right way that would beat him. Do you know if that were possible to get him to?
Colonel: Unfortunately, that wouldn't work, as he only brings out all three for his final smash and that's it.
Snake: Hmm...

*screen crackles*
*Team Rocket appears(lol)*
Team Rocket: Those Pokemon are ours! We will take them and will be rich!
Snake: What the- who are you?
Team Rocket:To protect the world from devastation
To unite all people within our nation
Snake: This is just stupid
Team Rocket: To denounce the evils of truth and lov-
*Snake disapears*
Team Rocket: Hey! come back Twerp! We weren't finished with you!

*If Snake faints*
Team Rocket: Well, at least it wasn't us this time!