Snake codecs?

[Rosencrantz]

I'd love to see an Otakon codec about Travis :>


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Snake: Hey, Otakon? This man...
Otakon: Oh, isn't that Travis Touchdown?
Snake: You know him?
Otakon: No... wait. What makes you say that?
Snake: Well, I dunno. He reminds me of you.
Otakon: Reminds you of... me? How?
Snake: He's just got that... air around him.
Otakon: And what do you mean by "air"?
Snake: Like... he enjoys Japanese TV... or something...
Otakon: And is there something wrong with liking Japanese television?
Snake: I just... nevermind. He just reminds me of you, that's all.
Otakon: Well, apparently he IS an Otaku, so I can kinda see why he reminds you of me. Just watch his movements; he's a top-tier assassin, and you probably don't want to get on his bad side.
Snake: If I find an anime video lying around here, do you think I can distract him with it?
Otakon: Ugh.
Snake: What? I'm curious. I mean, would that work on you?
Otakon: ...probably...