Sonic's 18th Birthday ^_^

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What are you talking about, Sonic Heroes sucked >:
I mean seriously, you just played the same stages 4 times to fight a badly designed metal sonic. And the cutscenes were god awful, most notably where Sonic saw Shadow after he died, and then the boss battle began. Absolutely awful

um, what exactly are you talking about

Sonic heroes game play was actually pretty decent, sure you had to complete EVERY SINGLE TEAM MODE TO GET TO THE FINAL BOSS but it wasn't that bad.
Each team had there own unique abilities which gave it some replay value and the chaotic missions had some fun points in it.
Honestly I just ignored the cut scenes and didn't give much of a damn about the storyline, knowing it was shit I just made the most of my enjoyment out the game play, multi-player had some interesting aspects too

HAHAHAHAHA UNIQUE ABILITIES
They all play pretty much the same. Only the Power combination's combos might vary, and Espio's tornado turned him invisible.
And Sonic Heroes' level-design is made of artificial obstacles, like.

OH HEY THERE'S A WALL THERE
I HAVE TO SHIFT TO THE FAGGOTRY FORMATION TO BREAK IT WITH MY PENIS
OH GEE, WOULDN'T IT BE A LOT MORE NICER IF THAT WALL WASN'T THERE?

Plus, this just corrupts the whole speed gameplay that Sonic must have. Sonic shouldn't stop to break walls to advance. Actually, this is pretty much what the first game's concept is about: Gamers are rewarded for getting through obstacles and enemies without having to stop, by doing this, you are guaranteed to be a skilled player.